I suppose I could part with ‘one’ and still be feared… Hey, whatcha watching? Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. Oh Leela! You’re the only person I could turn to; you’re the only person who ever loved me.
No! The cat shelter’s on to me. Bender, we’re trying our best. I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money.
For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. Also Zoidberg. Daddy Bender, we’re hungry. Ooh, name it after me!
And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be…
I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money. No, I’m Santa Claus! I didn’t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy!
They’re like sex, except I’m having them! The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep. Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets!
I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. I’m just glad my fat, ugly mama isn’t alive to see this day. Is that a cooking show? Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun!